Saturday, 13 September 2025

The Fan (Edward Bianchi, 1981)

While dealing with her own personal and professional pressures, film star Sally Ross (Lauren Bacall) finds herself besieged by an obsessed fan, Douglas (Michael Biehn).

As the deranged admirer gets closer to the star, his intentions become more violent.

Will Sally manage to escape her tormentor?


My experience with Lauren Bacall comes almost exclusively through the prism of her collaborations with Humphrey Bogart. I know I have seen her in the latter stages of her career, in smaller roles like Misery


I first heard about this movie decades ago on a horror movie website running down a list of slashers and adjacent thrillers. 


The cast (Bacall and Terminator/Aliens star Michael Biehn) were part of the appeal, as was the cultural clash (classic Hollywood and proto-slasher). I had not been able to track down a copy for years. My local arthouse, the Academy, has screened the film a couple of times, and I was finally able to see it about a week ago. 


As a film, The Fan is not a blood and thunder thrill ride. It is smaller, more concerned with character than set pieces. 


While it was never that scary, there is something potent in this movie. It might just be a reflection of the current moment, and the way social media has turbocharged parasocial relationships, but despite coming from an analogue era, it is pretty effective as a reflection on the toxicity of fandom. 


Douglas’s fandom is reflection of a deep-set conservatism and misogyny - he is obsessed with a star from before the end of the Hayes Code. He shows no interest in other people, and seems particularly hostile toward women his own age. The one young woman he interacts with is a fellow employee at the record store - she is not really a character, but based on the snippets we glimpse of her she appears to be a single woman who does not fit into the archetype he is obsessed with.


Douglas’s mindset feels like a response to the seventies, with its greater permissiveness regarding gender roles and sexual identity.  


There is a contradiction to Douglas’s object of affection which he seems incapable of recognising - Bacall’s Ross, like the actress herself, has a star persona based on, both extreme self-possession and a reversal of gender roles.


Of course, Ross also has more nuance and definition than even this image - she depends a great deal on her relationship with her secretary Belle (Maureen Stapleton), and pines for her ex-husband Jake (James Garner).


In the seventies, Bacall had gained a second wind as a musical theatre star, in the stage adaptation of All About Eve. There is not enough context to the show-within-a-show to make it a clear analogy - we get a couple of songs which seem to be based around presenting Ross as a free spirit, in a way that both echoes Douglas’s worship and repudiates it.


Aside from the aspects mentioned, I am not familiar enough with Bacall’s offscreen biography to confirm if there are any other analogies within the film. 


It feels like a proto-version of a nineties thriller, with the [blank] from hell an obsessed fan (the concept would get this treatment in Tony Scott’s identically titled film starring Robert DeNiro and Wesley Snipes).

 

As a thriller, it is fine, lent a little more juice by Bacall’s history and presence.


There are no real standout set-pieces - the filmmakers never make a meal of any particular scene (the pool slashing comes close).


It is more of a slow burn study of both central characters.


Biehn is effective as Bacall’s nemesis. He brings an earnestness and intensity that is particularly effective in the early scenes, as he narrates his increasingly delusional correspondence with Ross.


The film is pretty damning in its presentation of heterosexual masculinity - Douglas keeps to himself and obsesses over a woman he can never have, while Jake is marrying a much younger woman. Hector Elizondo also plays the cop in charge of the case, but he is completely ineffective. 


Aside from those characters, Ross is surrounded by women, from Belle to the female cop who becomes her low-key bodyguard (she is often positioned with Ross, but barely has any dialogue).


The film is filled with gay and gay-coded characters, mostly from the musical production, and it is one of the film’s more subtle points that Ross seems more comfortable and secure in this space than she does outside it.


The Fan feels like a dry run for something more complicated and disturbing. The performances are strong, but the film feels room temperature - it feels like it is on the cusp of becoming something more than what it is. 


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Saturday, 6 September 2025

BITE-SIZED: Class of 1999 (Mark L. Lester, 1990)

In the future, adolescent crime has become such a major issue that the government has developed a new, lethal solution to pacify the youth: Killer androids disguised as teachers.


This movie is the kind of genre mishmash I used to love. I still like them but I was absolutely obsessed with these kinds of movies as a kid. It felt freeing, realising there are no rules.


The best example of this type of movie is something like A Chinese Ghost Story, which manages to juggle multiple tones and genres with ease.


The opposite is something like Suburbicon - where it feels like different parts of the movie are battling each other.


Class of 1999 is not that well-written, or acted, or that thought out. But my god is it entertaining.


This film is technically a thematic sequel to Class of 1984, a more straightforward action drama about a teacher (Perry King) turning vigilante when a gang of bad kids attack his family.


I have not watched it in years. I do not remember it making much of an impression beyond the credit song by Alice Cooper (‘We Are The Future’).


Class of 1999 takes the barest inspiration form it’s predecessor - a gang of school kids battling teachers in a school - and goes absolutely ham.


The kids are styled like the marauders from a Mad Max movie; the robotic teachers are clear take-offs on the Terminator (hilariously the villains’ hidden weapons would be replicated in the third Terminator sequel).


 If I wanted to break this movie down in terms of storytelling and characterisation, there is a lot to criticise. I do not want to do that - see the previous paragraphs.


The one criticism I do have is that the actors playing the robotic teachers (blaxploitation star Pam Grier, John P. Ryan and Patrick Kirkpatrick) have not come up with a shared idea of robotic behaviour. They are all kind of on their own.


Ryan is the standout as the old school disciplinarian. Armed with pipe and the piercing blue eyes, he is the stereotype of a particular kind of educator. There is a sadistic glee to his performance which falls outside of what the character is supposed to be. 


I did not really care because he is also the best performer in the movie, and his simmering menace brings a real tension to his scenes. One could also argue the machines are reflecting the sadism of their own creators -  an early scene mentions the machines are imbued with the perspective of their creators.


The third act is terrific, as the filmmakers finally let loose with their limited effects budget. A mix of make-up, puppetry and stop-motion animation, the robots’ final rampage is magnificent, and worth the wait.


It is a total rip of the third act of The Terminator but it works.


A silly, ridiculous mess, but worth watching.


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Wednesday, 3 September 2025

OUT NOW: Caught Stealing (Darren Aronofsky, 2025)

After his neighbour (Matt Smith) forces him to look after his cat, Former baseball player Hank (Austin Butler) finds himself the target of said roommates’ various criminal acquaintences…



Far more melancholy than it initially appears, Caught Stealing is ultimately a bit of a damp squib.


On one hand it feels like a throwback to the post-Tarantino comedy-thrillers of the nineties - combining an OTT ensemble of characters and occasional dashes of dark wit, with a dour story of redemption.


Butler is a winning presence but he is stuck in second gear as a character himself stuck on autopilot.


The film is in this weird middle lane - too cartoonish to be real, but too sombre to be fun. 


There is also something ugly and uninspired about the storytelling, particularly a questionable death of a character of colour which acts as a catalyst for our hero to change (made more questionable by the way it is hamfistedly paralleled with the death of another character of colour). It just feels like reheated leftovers from other movies.


Butler may yet become a star - he holds the screen, has genuine chemistry with Kravitz, and seems to have a better measure of the duelling tones than the movie does.


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OUT NOW: Relay (David Mackenzie, 2025)

When whistleblowers change their mind, they hire Ash (Riz Ahmed). A professional go-between who acts as a facilitator between almost-whistleblowers and the powerful conglomerates they are trying to stop exposing, he lays out a deal whereby the information is not distributed to the media in exchange for the safety of the non-whistleblower. He holds onto the information as leverage and protection for all parties. 


This system has been working - until Ash gets too close to his latest client, Sarah (Lily James).


Her former employer has hired a fixer of their own (Sam Worthington) who is very interested in wrapping up all loose ends - including Sarah’s new ally…



Relay feels like some kind of salute/tip of the hat from Riz Ahmed to the Deaf community after Sound of Metal.


His character utilises the relay service to communicate with his clients, a service Deaf people can use to make phone calls by typing out what they want to say to an operator who repeats it verbatim. No numbers are kept, no conversations are recorded. It is a great conceit - if a bit unlikely for a motion picture.


But to their credit, the filmmakers pull it off.


This is a slow-burn, but it never gets bogged down.


It is so compelling, and Riz Ahmed’s performance so effective, that you do not notice the main character has not spoken for the first several scenes (I did not time it, but it seemed to be over ten minutes).


While the characters mostly communicate via the relay service (they do not come face-to-face until the third act), the film moves so smoothly between their different perspectives you never notice. 


It was so good, I was disappointed by a third act twist that feels a little tacked on.


It makes the movie a little less cookie-cutter, but it kinda reinforces the character’s paranoia, rather than allowing him to move beyond it.


Still, an effective thriller. Recommended.


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Sunday, 31 August 2025

OUT NOW: The Naked Gun (Akiva Schaffer, 2025)

Frank Drebin Jr (Liam Neeson) is the star of Police Squad - until a little rule-breaking gets him bumped out of the unit, and on the outs with his boss (CCH Pounder).


Now stuck solving road accidents, Drebin’s life/career appears over - until a suspicious crash victim reactivates his old skill set…





They figured it out.


After years (decades?) without spoof movies, The Naked Gun makes it feel like they never went away.


The movie knows exactly what it is doing with Neeson, and is a prime example of how the film never feels like a straight rip of the original.


Neeson is not doing a Nielsen impression, but the performance is based on the same idea: take a dramatic actor and place him in a context that is the complete opposite of the gravitas said performer is bringing. And never wink at the audience.


The film leans into Neeson’s reputation as an action star and the inherent gravitas he brings to everything.


It does not even shy away from criticising the police - there is a bleedingly sharp gag about police shooting black people, and a hilariously vicious punchline toward the end about the lack of accountability.


The film is smart enough to understand the formula of ZAZ without repeating it - instead it uses it as a launching pad.


The gags are original and very funny.


Pamela Anderson is a fine foil as Neeson’s love interest, getting to participate in the silliness as much as her co-star.


There is one montage to a song that strains a little - a surreal detour into nineties thriller parody that feels a little too broad.


The gag rate might be nearly as high as the original but they never stop trying - and they are actual jokes, played dead seriously by people who know better than to wink at the audience.


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