Saturday, 12 April 2025

OUT NOW: Novocaine (Dan Berk & Robert Olsen, 2025)

Nathan Caine (Jack Quaid) is a man who feels no pain. Raised with a fear of his enhanced vulnerability, Nathan is drawn out of his shell by Sherry (Amber Midthunder), a new colleague at his work.

After spending night together, Nathan is in bliss.

This bliss is shattered when Sherry is kidnapped by bank robbers - and our hero decides to go after them…


I tend not to write toward any overall theme or plan.

The last couple of years I have tried to focus on reviewing new releases that I want to see, rather than bigger movies that might get more readers.


I enjoy mid-budget genre films but over the last decade these kinds of films have mostly evacuated multiplexes for streaming.


Looking at the 2025 slate, it felt like studios were actually making an effort at producing a variety of films.


As we enter the second quarter of the year, it is starting to feel like these movies are all occupying the same space - rather than filling different ones.


Companion, Heart Eyes and now Novocaine are all smaller-budgeted genre movies with clear high concepts. They all feature a bit of action, horror and comedy.


They have all been varying levels of fine.


I cannot get excited about any of them.


A pretty simple action thriller, Novocaine features a pair of actors I like, Jack Quaid and Amber Midthunder (Prey).


Generally simplicity is a benefit for a movie like this - but I left underwhelmed.


This might be an effect of the trailers blowing the film’s best gags. There is one interesting reveal early on in the film, but it does not really shift the stakes - or add to Nathan’s character arc.


While I have bemoaned the loss of the mid budget genre feature, Novocaine and Heart Eyes have really hammered home the absence of another:


The romance/romantic comedy.


Where are they?


I was hoping the breakout success of the (incredibly flaccid) Anyone But You would spur a wave of similar films - but…


Studio comedies and romance movies have become such no-shows in theatres it feels like filmmakers are sneaking these genres into other genres’ clothes.


It is not earth-shattering, but the most engaging part of this movie is the romance between the leads.


Quaid, once again, makes for an affable, personable leading man. Midthunder is also good, but her role feels underwritten.


I almost wish they had gender-swapped their roles.


Jacob Batalon, the comic relief from Marvel’s Spider-Man movies, is great - but he is in way less of the movie than I hoped. 


This trio feel like the building blocks of a romantic comedy, but instead they are in this, a vaguely watchable programmer that I have been struggling to write about for over a week.


As a genre-blend, Novocaine is a couple degrees away from being great. And it is too polished to be awful. It just kind of sits there.


Another issue this film reminded me of was how small movies have gotten. This movie is just a collection of rooms.


At no point does it feel like we are living in a world that extends beyond the frame.


I cannot lose the feeling that if this movie was made 10-20 years ago it would have a bigger sense of scale.


While Nathan’s escapes have a certain slapstick quality, the film’s sense of humour also feels undernourished.  


We get a few improvised asides that do not feel organic to the characters but are just something that is expected.


Hopefully the rest of the cast get more chances - this vehicle just cannot run above the speed limit. 

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Saturday, 5 April 2025

The James Bond Cocktail Hour: BOND 26 & Martin Campbell's CLEANER

In this season of The James Bond Cocktail Hour podcast, we are covering the six year gap between Licence to Kill and GoldenEye, covering everything James Bond-related, from books to comics to video games, to non-Bond properties which tried to fill the gap.


We check in on Bond 26 and review Martin Campbell's latest directorial effort, Cleaner starring Daisy Ridley.

Plus reviews of Netflix's Black Doves and Steven Soderbergh's Black Bag!

Check out the episode at the link below:



























Edge of Darkness: Compassionate Leave

Edge of Darkness: Into the Shadows

Edge of Darkness: Burden of Proof

Edge of Darkness: Breakthrough

Edge of Darkness: Northmoor 

Edge of Darkness: Fusion














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Tuesday, 1 April 2025

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (Matt Reeves, 2014)

While human civilisation collapses, Caesar (Andy Serkis) keeps his community safe.


Following a chance encounter with a local enclave of humans, Caesar takes a hesitant step toward accomodation with them.


This act is a step too far for the tortured radical Koba (Toby Kebbell), who believes there is no such thing as peaceful co-existence with humans.


With his leadership and worldview challenged, the question becomes not whether Caesar can save his people, but what is he willing to lose in order to protect them?



What strikes me the most about the Matt Reeves Apes movies is the way in which they deal with the passage of time, and the way actions have rippling effects which carry through time - both at the level of character, and broader impacts on the world at large.

 

That theme is present from the beginning - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes opens with a reprise of the previous film’s closing graphic of the plague’s spread.


Where Rise ended as an exhilarating prison break movie, Dawn lands us in a world where hope is - if not lost - significantly on the wane.


A tense thriller about trust and what lengths you will go to protect what you believe in, Dawn forces its central character to show his true mettle.


Leadership is about choices, but as the movie goes into, it is also about how you react to events.


When we meet him, Caesar is battle-hardened - but pragmatic enough to avoid conflict.


While distrustful of humans, he is unwilling to endanger his community, which puts him on a collision course with Koba (Toby Kebell, fantastic).


Koba is Caesar’s dark twin - a physically and psychologically scarred ape who is obsessed with destroying the human race. In an ironic twist, he is a Bonabo, a species known to be more mellow than chimpanzees - an unstated reflection of how horrific he has been treated by humans.


While there was a clearer moral division in the previous film, Dawn shakes this sense of certainty.


This film shows a measure of empathy for everyone, even Gary Oldman’s Dreyfus, who is not portrayed as a one-note villain. There is a lovely low key moment when power is restored to the city, before Koba’s attack, Dreyfus uses power to see images of his family on a tablet and cries.


Indeed, while his responses to Koba’s attack are extreme, they are totally understandable under the circumstances.


In contrast to the righteous fury of the finale of Rise, there is no thrill to the final battle. Filmed with red and yellow, this is hell. Koba’s attack is a slaughter - fuelled by genocidal rage rather than strategy.


The film is filled with some great tension, and it is based not just on immediate stakes, but a broader sense of fatalism.


Every time Caesar finds potential trust with the humans, some obstacle - either human or ape - screws it up. The prime example is Caesar’s showdown with Koba, which is intercut with Dreyfus’s plan to blow up the tower they are on.


Koba’s death is a bitter irony - he falls into a makeshift cage of girders before falling to his death. He is back in a cage, only this one is of his own creation.


The film ends with Caesar learning to trust a human again, but it is against a backdrop of inter-species war.


Jason Clarke and Gary Oldman are good, but from this film onwards, the human casts take a backseat.


While Kebbell’s performance is the standout, Andy Serkis continues to ground the franchise - the look of sorrow at seeing his son with a gun is quietly devastating.


While Caesar’s personal growth is a flicker of hope, the final shot throws that into doubt:

We end where we began, on Caesar’s face. It is a mirror of the opening - except Caesar looks weary and uncertain.


Related

Planet of the Apes 

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Escape from the Planet of the Apes 

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes 

Battle for the Planet of the Apes 

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

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Monday, 31 March 2025

Cobra (George Pan Cosmatos, 1986)

An army of slashers is on the prowl through LA, hellbent on creating a perverse new order.

There is only one man standing in their way...


I first watched Cobra late night on TV as a kid.


With its blend of genres and hyperkinetic visuals, it is impossible to forget. 


It might have been the first Stallone vehicle I watched front to back.


A happy accident of a movie, made at the height of Stallone’s power, and with backing of Cannon Group, Cobra is pure hubris.


Stallone and Cannon are a deadly combination - like eating a dozen donuts and a 1.5L of coke at the same time.


A variety of 80s influences converge here - action movies, slashers and MTV.


The emphasizes its soundtrack and the edit so much, stopping the narrative for montage, that the film almost feels like a musical.


Every scene is pushed to its extreme - rapid edits on action, use of neon, never-ending soundtrack, Stallone’s wardrobe and arsenal. 


That sense of extremity is built in to the narrative: 


The world is in chaos and Cobra is the only person capable of restoring order.


So it is basically Dirty Harry on steroids.


The casting of Dirty Harry’s original partner Reni Santoni and nemesis Andy Robinson make that film’s influence clearer.


As the title character, Stallone is a remote figure, hidden behind a costume. He has a few one-liners but they come early. 


Brian Thompson is well cast as his nemesis, and their final battle is terrific - set in that eighties staple, an abandoned but working factory (product? hellfire), it is the perfect hyperbolic close.


All that being said, I have never liked this movie.


It is easy to see why it has been referenced, and its aesthetic so influential, but that is probably the best way to approach it - a mood board of the eighties action film.


If Dirty Harry set the template for Cobra, Stallone’s love letter comes off more like a parody. 


Appropriately, after this edifice to the 80s action hero faltered, 1987 would see the release of Lethal Weapon, ushering in the era of action every-men who would render Stallone a dinosaur.


A relic, but a fascinating one.


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