Saturday, 6 December 2025

The Swimmer (Frank Perry, 1968)

During an impromptu visit to a friend’s pool, Ned Merrill (Burt Lancaster) has a sudden epiphany - all the properties between his friend’s home and his own have pools.


He can swim his way home.


As Ned’s strange journey progresses, he swims into his neighbours’ lives, and the purpose behind his obsession begins to fall apart…



Bizarre, fascinating, unsettling and so annoyingly obvious in equal measure, The Swimmer is one of those movies where the more I write about it, the more I want to watch it again.


Based on a short story by John Cheever, the movie is an allegorical psychodrama of one man’s journey into his own self.


Released as the clash of generations came to a head at the end of the Sixties, the film feels like a mirror of the coming end of the postwar boom.


These people are wealthy and empty.


Perfectly cast, Burt Lancaster stands out as the most physically impressive of his muddled aged friends.


Athletic and sexually forward, openly flirting with every woman he sees, Ned seems to be more alive and chaotic than his staid surroundings.


As the film progresses from pool to pool, his Boheme becomes more static, his smile too forced, his eyes sparkling with a mania.


What could have looked like a celebration of the aging star’s virility never settles.


Lancaster is fantastic. Everything that makes him slightly outsized - the charm and too-wide smile - is pushed too far.


As he interacts with more people, there is a growing disconnect between the way he acts and the way his new scene partners do.


Something is wrong with this man. He seems completely disconnected from whoever he is interacting with - making the same repetitive statements about his family, while his attempts at schmoozing seem far more conniving.


I am torn on Marvin Hamlisch’s score - like Lancaster, it mirrors his detachment from the context around him.


Sometimes it feels like a case of Mickey mousing, aping the action onscreen.


Other times it feels like Hamlisch is trying to overdo it, working against the tone.


The Swimmer was Hamlisch’s debut as a film composer, and it makes for an interesting pairing with his penultimate score, The Informant!, Steven Soderbergh’s more satirical take on a man detached from reality.


Directed by Frank Perry, with significant reshoots directed by Sydney Pollack, The Swimmer never gets bogged done.


Some of the allegory feels a shade obvious - but that is down to the emphasis on dialogue.


I put this down to personal taste, wanting the film to be a shade more elliptical. But the dialogue is effective - people talk around their problems until Ned meets people who do not care about niceties.


Lancaster’s physique turns from an object of spectacle into a vulnerability.


Limping along a highway, stumbling through the shower of a crowded public pool - suddenly he is presented as he is, not a suburban stud but a troubled old man tilting at his own peculiar crusade.


The scene with the pool employee demanding that he take a shower before swimming is a final signifier of his collapse in status, and the puncturing of his confidence - he has breezed through other people’s lives without being concerned about the consequences.


Now he is grounded.


The ending is the film’s saving grace. Even with all its strengths, I had a nagging feeling the film was not going to pull it off.


But then Lancaster stumbles into his own property, and any criticisms that had been brewing washed away. 


His home is closed and boarded up, the grounds overgrown. And the weather, once bright sunshine, has turned to dark skies and heavy rain.


It is a final Gothic lurch that is the movie finally finding a tenor to match Lancaster’s out-sized delusions.


Instead of the virile outsider of his square friends, Ned is an extreme version of their own vacuousness, with his idyllic life ultimately revealed to just be an illusion.


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Monday, 1 December 2025

End of the line: Seafire (John Gardner, 1994)

On the latest episode of the James Bond Cocktail Hour, Hugh returns to crack open John Gardner's fourteenth James Bond novel.


Check out the episode at the link below:



























Edge of Darkness: Compassionate Leave

Edge of Darkness: Into the Shadows

Edge of Darkness: Burden of Proof

Edge of Darkness: Breakthrough

Edge of Darkness: Northmoor 

Edge of Darkness: Fusion
























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NZIFF: Crocodile Tears (Tumpal Tampubolon, 2024)

Secluded in a rundown crocodile zoo, Johan (Yusuf Mahardika) has lived a sheltered life under the thumb of his mother (Marissa Anita).

When he meets and forms a relationship with Arumi (Zulfa Maharani), a young woman his own age, tension builds with his mother.

That tension boils over when it turns out Arumi is pregnant...


It is so rare to see a movie without any context. It was also great that I was un-familiar with the cast.

A slow-boiling thriller, Crocodile Tears takes its time revealing the fault-lines between our central trio. Even before Arumi shows up, it is clear Johan is living in a very unhealthy home.

The film does not shy away from showing our protagonist's desires, or the oedipal undercurrents of his relationship with Mama.

For much of its runtime, the film is a powder keg of unspoken desire as the mother tries to keep control of her child - they even share the same bed.

There is a quiet, desperate sadness to Mahardika's performance, of an adult man struggling with a sense of a delayed adolescence. When he has to interact with people his own age, he is awkward and monosyllabic - he feels like a child, treating these outsiders like adults.

The film does not even try to sugarcoat his relationship with Arumi. A former sex worker, her bond with Johan comes from a similar desire to escape - in her case, poverty and exploitation. Johan's innocence and naivete - qualities which other people denigrate and ridicule - are what Arumi is drawn to. 

At no point does it feel like a purely transactional relationship - the film is too nuanced to be so simple. And the film recognises the inherent suspense that comes from people's own contradictions and motivations. Most of the film's conflict comes from Mama's need to control every aspect of her kingdom (the crocodile zoo), including its human residents.

After the screening, I joked that it felt like a prequel to Psycho, if Norman brought a girl home to mother. But the movie is more singular than that. 

The final sequence is genuinely terrifying, and the ending takes the film into a completely different space. I am still wrestling with where it ends.

A gem.

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Cult of Chucky (Don Mancini, 2017)

Trapped in an asylum, Nica (Fiona Dourif) is fighting for both her sanity and the return of her old foe.

Not only is Chucky (Brad Dourif) still around to terrorise her, he has found a new strategy for reaching her - projecting his soul into multiple Good Guy dolls, he is now able to expand the scope of his crimes.

Can Nica fight back?


Constructed as a sequel to Curse, Cult is larger in ambition than it is in scope - as with its predecessor, it is mostly localised to a single location, the facility where Nica is imprisoned.
 
Chucky’s new power - animating multiple versions of himself - was an idea Don Mancini had wanted to try for decades, and it is a logical escalation.
 
It lends a new unpredictability to the movie, and gives more opportunities to realise different variations of Chucky’s familiar look and persona.

Once the dolls have infiltrated the facility the film starts to lose a bit of juice. It might have also been fatigue on my part - after watching so many Chucky stories, I started to flag a bit during the last few entries.

The film ends on another cliffhanger, one that both epitomises the series’s emphasis on the permeability and mutability of identity, and sets the stage for new adventures.

Maybe I should check out the TV show…

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