Tuesday, 30 September 2025

BITE-SIZED: Murphy’s Law (J. Lee Thompson, 1986)

Framed for his ex-wife's murder, disgraced cop Murphy (Charles Bronson) escapes arrest to go on the run.

Cuffed to car thief McGee (Kathleen Wilhoite), he is in a race against time to figure who is trying to destroy his life.

I was surprised at how relatively restrained 10 to Midnight was considering it was a Cannon film.

Murphy Law feels more of a piece with the studio that made American Ninja and Ninja III - The Domination. It is not nearly as over-the-top as those movies, but this movie feels a little more chopped up, with little breathing room between the set-pieces.

This is not a bad thing. 

As with that previous film, this marks an interesting attempt at toying with the star's rugged persona. Indeed, it might be a more radical film - at least in terms of the Bronson films I have seen thus far.

When introduced, Bronson's Jack Murphy is something of a failure - while he foils McGee's attempt to steal his car, the vehicle is a write-off, and no one at work respects him.

He is an alcoholic, and spends his off-hours sitting at the club where his ex-wife (Angel Tompkins) dances. This character is completely disempowered. 

It helps that Bronson is as old as he is - it helps play into the sense that Murphy is completely spent. 

Another interesting aspect of the film is that Bronson's antagonist is a woman, Joan Freeman (Carrie Snodgress). The character is a familiar archetype - a vengeful ex-con - plays with gender expectations. Freeman is capable of brutal acts of violence, but she is also willing to use her body as a weapon of seduction to lure in one particular victim.

The most intriguing of the film's subversions - and the one that is ultimately the least interesting (?) is McGee. Played by Wilhoite with a childlike androgyny, she is the polar opposite of her co-star. It is hard to work out how old the character is supposed to be, but as written and performed she comes off as a petulant teenager. 

This is no discredit to Wilhoite, but the character feels like it has been written by much older men trying to work out how eighties youth talk. Her antagonistic relationship with Murphy is believable in the early stages, but her constant stream of insults starts to feel repetitive. The film clearly wants to build toward some kind of rapport between the pair, but the actors are failed by sloppy writing. 

At one point, McGee questions Murphy's manhood, and in a disconcerting moment, lets slip that she would be interested. This shift comes way too late in the picture, and is never referenced again. Was it a re-write? An appeal to the star's vanity? It is a bizarre moment, and one that undermines the intriguingly non-sexual bond between the characters. 

Despite these ingredients, Murphy's Law remains a slight disappointment. It is watchable, and Bronson's sad sack is fascinating, but the film is a little too on rails to make more of its more unique features.

An intriguing, though still-born potboiler.

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BITE-SIZED: 10 to Midnight (J. Lee Thompson, 1983)

Leo Kessler (Charles Bronson) is a veteran cop trying to catch a serial killer, Warren Stacey (Gene Davis).

Unable to catch him, Kessler goes outside the law to hunt him down.


“‘Good-looking but what a creep. Makes my skin crawl. I told him to get lost. Creep called me up again. Creep asked me to the office picnic. I said I had a date. He said I was lying. That made me mad. I said I wouldn't go with him if he was the last man alive.’ You know who that is?

  • I'll give you a hint: YOU!”
After The Evil That Men Do, I was keen for another Bronson joint. I had also watched J Lee Thompson’s Cape Fear recently, and wanted to see more of his work.

10 to Midnight is not a good movie. But it is well-directed, and Bronson seems to be trying to stretch himself. And for a Cannon Group production, it is surprisingly nuanced.

The opening scene seems to be a statement of intent - instead of Bronson gunning down bad guys, we open with him in the middle of a police station, trying to finish a report while the local weirdo regales him with his latest made up crime.

It is an attempt to ground Bronson, but it is about as believable as him playing an architect.

The film is caught between the realism of a police procedural and the more heightened violence of a slasher movie. We cut between Bronson’s Kessler and the serial killer on almost a one-to-one basis, and most of Bronson’s scenes are about frustrating his attempts to catch the villain - the film wants to be a slow burn, to make us wait for the star to do what he does best.

The film does do some interesting things - there is a subplot where Kessler fakes evidence to get the killer arrested, and his idealistic partner (future DTV fixture Andrew Stevens) guilts him into confessing his subterfuge. It is an interesting moment of ambiguity, presenting our hero in a morally compromised position.

Of course, the movie ends up completely vindicating his world view: the killer seeks vengeance by attacking Kessler’s daughter, and he ends up losing a fight with the (now) ex-cop’s gun.

The cast are all solid, and Thompson manages to soften or avoid the seedier aspects of Cannon’s usual all-guns approach. 

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The James Bond Cocktail Hour: Under Siege 2 - Dark Territory (Geoff Murphy, 1995)

On the latest episode of The James Bond Cocktail Hour podcast, we are joined by special guest Mike Scott (Action for Everyone) to discuss Under Siege 2 - Dark Territory!




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Edge of Darkness: Compassionate Leave

Edge of Darkness: Into the Shadows

Edge of Darkness: Burden of Proof

Edge of Darkness: Breakthrough

Edge of Darkness: Northmoor 

Edge of Darkness: Fusion



















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BITE-SIZED: Mississippi Grind (Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck, 2015)

Once again in a hole of his own making, burnt-out gambler Gerry (Ben Mendelsohn) goes on a road trip with fellow gambler Curtis (Ryan Reynolds) to go down the Mississippi, gambling their way to the ultimate pay-day in New Orleans.


"Tomorrow's a new day. So's the next."

One of those movies you make a mental note of and then completely forget to check out, Mississippi Grind deserved way more than it got in 2015.

It came out at a time when movies of this size were running out of runway, both in terms of box office and visibility.

It gave Ben Mendelssohn another great showcase, gave its filmmakers the keys to Marvel - however briefly - and offered a glimpse at just how great an actor Ryan Reynolds could be, before he slipped behind a mask of self-parody.

Unable to help himself, Mendelsohn's Gerry is a study in arrested development. Locked in a cycle that he seems completely aware of, he is a listless, tired figure - unless he is at the table. Then an engine fires. 

Mendelsohn is magnetic but perfectly complemented by Reynolds. Reynolds has a natural note of insincerity. Even before Deadpool, he struggled to find roles that could play off that sense of superficial charm. 

Occasionally, he is able to find a role, like this, or Adventureland, where he is playing someone wearing a front.

On the surface, Curtis is more put-together than Gerry. For one, he has a lifestyle designed for his vocation. Unlike his new friend, he is not trying to pretend to have a normal life.

As the movie progresses, his air of confidence begins to slip - culminating in an act of extreme self-punishment that Reynolds plays off with a disquieting familiarity. 

Underneath it all, he is as tormented as Gerry, struggling to reckon with demons that go beyond a love of the odds.

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Monday, 29 September 2025

Hercules in the Haunted World (Mario Bava, 1961)

When his lover Deianira (Leonora Ruffo) falls ill, Hercules (Reg Park) and his friend Theseus (George Ardisson) descend into the underworld for a cure, unaware that her 'protector' Lico (Christopher Lee) is using the hero's absence to build his own power...


Mario Bava is a filmmaker I have been meaning to dive into for decades. Aside from a few examples (Black Sunday, Danger Diabolik), I was unable to watch more of his work. 


Black Sunday was one of my favourite movies as a teenager.


I read so much about Italian horror before I watched it, and Black Sunday lived up to the hype. It was the movie that what I wanted from Hammer. Even though it was in black and white, Bava’s sense of composition, and understanding of special effects, created a world so atmospheric and visceral, it felt like a nightmare come to life.


His second film is a credited director, Hercules in the Haunted World is a stylistic exercise in low-budget ingenuity, calling on Bava’s talents as a special effects designer to craft the titular environment.


The story is bobbins, the acting stiff, the comedy absolutely dire.


In a perverse act of sacrilege, Christopher Lee’s performance as the duplicitous villain is muffled by having some other performer provide the English dub.


All those things are ephemeral.

 

To borrow a term the kids use, this movie is all vibes.


The early scenes are familiar sword and sandal stuff - Hercules (Reg Park) and Theseus engage in some hijinks with bandits and pretty damsels, before returning home. Bright, sunny, unpretentious. 


Once Hercules gets tasked with descending into the underworld, the movie shifts.


This is the Bava of Black Sunday, only here in full vivid colour.


With sparse production design, the underworld is conveyed by soundstages filled with smoke and coloured lighting.


Bava makes use of the bare settings, using simple tricks like placing objects in the extreme foreground, with some judicious matte paintings and double exposure to build out the world.

 

While crude, the effects are so precise you are never taken out - instead, they become disconcerting signs of how uncanny this space is.


Our heroes are repeatedly warned not to trust what they see, and these techniques help to maintain the tension when the onscreen action does not. 


As a purely cinematic experience, it is marvelous. As a narrative, the film moves in fits and starts - but every time it sags, there is some new set piece that brings you back in.


And the film manages to save some real dread for the final reel. As Lico prepares to sacrifice Hercules's lady love, our hero is waylaid by an army of zombies which proceed to overwhelm the now mortal hero. It is a jolt of visceral gothic horror that gives the final showdown a real sense of stakes - literal apocalyptic forces are in the wings, waiting for their moment to take over the world.


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Sunday, 28 September 2025

Dark Passage (Delmer Daves, 1947)

After escaping from prison, Vincent (Humphrey Bogart) undergoes plastic surgery to change his features.


Assisted by a mysterious young woman, Irene (Lauren Bacall), Vincent tries to work out who framed him for his wife’s murder.



My local arthouse theatre has been playing a selection of Lauren Bacall movies. I caught The Fan, and I was also keen to check out this one. I had not heard great things about it, but of the less well-known Bogie-Bacall pairings, it sounded the most intriguing.

Bogart has so many great movies, but they have been written about so comprehensively I sometimes find it hard to not come away parroting the consensus. 

Sadly, I do not have much to say about Dark Passage. The best thing about it is the presence of its stars.

 It might be a perfect example of a star vehicle, in that it lives and dies on the chemistry between its leads.

Famously shot from the male lead’s perspective for the first half, the film is built around the gimmick of slowly revealing the character with his new face.

This delayed reveal is something that no movie would be able to accomplish today.

In that, the movie is a fascinating artefact of the former power of movie stars.

Unless the character is played by someone who has been a star for decades (Cruise, Jolie, Washington), I do not think this movie would be made.

The closest equivalent is Gemini Man where the gimmick is Will Smith versus himself.

The movie is a collection of contrivances - the plastic surgery, the fact that all the characters we meet know each other.

Most of the action is confined to one apartment. 

And sadly, most of the movie is characters explaining the plot for minutes.

It gets tedious.

The film is vaguely watchable but it was so forgettable I did not remember to write any notes until a couple days later.

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