Wednesday, 30 April 2025

The Evil That Men Do (J. Lee Thompson, 1984)

Former killer Holland (Charles Bronson) is hired to assassinate a torture expert who has been terrorising South America.



This movie starts the way all movies should: 


Chuck Bronson, in slo-mo, throwing a knife at the camera.


You will not see that in The Brutalist


Aside from supporting roles in The Great Escape and The Dirty Dozen, my knowledge of Bronson is poor.


I have seen about 20 minutes of the original Death Wish


I have seen 10 to Midnight and Hard Times, but those viewings were so long ago they should not count.


The Evil That Men Do has given me the bug.


It is kind of hilarious, considering how grim this movie is.


Because of the era it came out in, I was under the impression this was a Cannon movie (it is an ITC production, Lew Grade’s old production company).


It does not have the same sense of sleaze, nonsensical plotting or racism against Arabs.


This is more of a slow-burn thriller.


The opening scene is an eye-popper.


We are introduced to our villain, Dr Molloch, as he demonstrates his torture techniques on live human beings.


He prayed to an audience of military men in the style of an academic lecture.


Joseph Maher’s matter-of-fact delivery is chilling, made more so by the way he is blocked for camera so that a dead woman’s bloody form is out of focus but visible behind him.


I was re-listening to Steven DeSouza’s interview with Matt Gourley and he quoted producer Joel Silver referring to action movies as ‘hate movies’.


Instead of a ‘meet cute’ in a romantic picture, an action film - according to Silver - needs to feature a similar moment between hero and villain.


We do not get a face-to-face confrontation, but this scene is effective at Molloch instantly hate-able. 


Bronson’s character is cut from familiar cloth:


A former paid killer, he is lured out of retirement when a good samaritan (Jose Ferrer) brings him videotapes of victims giving their accounts of surviving Moloch.


The characters give their accounts in Spanish with a dispassionate English voice-over provides translation. It almost plays like a drama - until we cut from Bronson’s face to a wide shot of the TV, and there is a mountain of tapes waiting to be played.


It is not that this is funny by itself - but the peoples’ stories are so horrific, it pushes over from disturbing to being almost pornographic. And the idea that Bronson’s friend has thought it was a good idea to cart an entire library of these tapes to his remote island home pushes into the realm of parody. Maybe he thinks Holland is such a tough cookie, he’ll need a few tapes to get worked up?


Shot in Mexico for less than $5m, the movie is relatively action-lite, but the various locations are eye-catching and well-photographed.


The film was directed by frequent Bronson collaborator J. Lee Thompson, and it shows. The film moves at a clip, and as with Moloch’s introduction, there is a sense of care and attention to the compositions.


The film throws in a few effective shocks - including a nasty moment we were realise Holland’s plan has been blown.


And it features some really weird, interesting moments that keep it watchable. 


Take the threesome sequence. As a way to infiltrate Moloch’s inner circle, Holland and his compatriot Rhiana (Theresa Saldana) pretend to be swingers looking for a third, and lure the villain’s thirsty henchman (Raymond St. Jacques).


Bronson is so wonderfully opaque, you can map almost anything onto him. When he says he is into “all kinds of stuff” it carries as much weight as when he is threatening to kill someone.


This scene leads me to one of my big problems with the film - Bronson runs through all of Molloch’s goons too quickly, and in the wrong order.


He even takes out the most dangerous one first.


The henchmen are wiped out so quickly that the film seems to recognise the problem, and introduces a completely new set of goons for the third act.


Saldana’s role is odd. It feels like it should lead to an increase in terms of stakes, or a potential romance. Neither happen.


She wants to see the villain die. And she kind of does. That is about it.


The third act is based around a great idea to end this story - Molloch is surrounded by former victims who enact bloody vengeance.


Despite the blood-letting, it lacks catharsis.


Part of the problem is that this is a Bronson movie. Because of how the movie is centred around him, you need Bronson to get his man.


Giving the killing blow to Molloch’s victims should provide a dramatic symmetry, but the film has never given these characters their own voice.


Saldana, playing a victim’s wife, is probably the closest. But even she does not get to kill Molloch.


While the ending is underwhelming, The Evil That Men Do is worth a look. It has enough ideas and atmosphere to make up for some weird narrative and character choices.


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Sharky’s Machine (Burt Reynolds, 1981)

Demoted to head his department’s vice squad, veteran officer Sharky (Burt Reynolds) rallies his ragtag team to undertake a complex sting operation involving a prostitution ring, an uber-violent killer (Henry Silva) and the future governor of Georgia.

Undertaking surveillance of sex worker Domino (Rachel Ward), Sharky finds his investment in the case is becoming less professional…

All I could think of while watching Sharky’s Machine was what a contrast it made with the directorial work of George Clooney.


While Clooney does not seem to have any specific interests or contradictions (at least interesting ones) as a filmmaker, Burt Reynolds is a different kettle of fish. I have not watched any of Reynolds’ other directorial efforts - but after Sharky’s Machine I am so excited to watch more of his work. 


There is almost too much going on in this movie. I was trying to describe the movie to a friend and completely forgot about the ninjas and Henry Silvia’s drugged-up assassin!


While it starts as a relatively straight police procedural, the plot takes so many detours it starts to feel like a series of vignettes - here is Rear Window with Burt! How about Laura, with Burt! Ever wondered what Klute would be like with Burt?


Actually that last comparison is a little pointless. Burt had already had a go at a movie based around the relationship between a cop and a sex worker with 1975’s Hustle. Despite the pedigree of director Robert Aldrich and Catherine Deneuve as his co-star, that movie had not done that well. Clearly, Reynolds felt otherwise, because Sharky’s Machine feels like a rerun. 


All those movies listed revolve around a man’s obsession with a woman, and while it cannot hold a candle to the perversity or darkness of those movies, it gives this movie a unique pulse. 


Reynolds’ persona is based around relaxation, effortlessness, an ability to not take anything (including himself) too seriously. Juxtaposing that persona with the character’s fixation on Rachel Ward’s character, it makes for an interesting clash.


I do not even think it is accidental. There is something compelling about watching this seemingly cool guy completely go against his own persona. There is something almost more disturbing in that it is carefree Burt with his waggling eyebrows who is so obsessed. The charm feels more superficial, the jokes feel more like deflections - Sharky is missing something in his life, and this voyeuristic exercise is filling that internal space. 


It is just weird that this more internal narrative, this rather subtle character study, is sandwiched between large-scale action scenes and bizarrely histrionic sessions with his colleagues.


While the film’s narrative and aesthetic leans toward being a thriller, in the group dynamic between the cops, the film feels like a sports movie, with Reynolds the coach of a team of fellow loose cannons.

I am not sure if Reynolds knows what he had with this movie, but in its shaggy, overlong way, this movie is fun.


I put off watching Sharky’s Machine for a while because of the Action Boyz podcast - in their discussion of the film, they highlighted the scenes with Reynolds and his crew. They pointed out how long-winded and improvised they feel. Their review is hilarious, but that one observation put the movie on the backburner. 


I wish I had watched it sooner. Sure, it is overlong, and features a lot of repetitive bicking, but the movie is a buffet. And there are enough weird choices to make it worth watching - and talking about.


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the ninjas again.


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Tuesday, 29 April 2025

Child’s Play 3 (Jack Bender, 1991)

Eight years after their last battle, Chucky is back to face Andy (Justin Whalin).


Now a teen at a military academy, Andy has to dodge real bullets instead of rubber ones.



Writer Don Mancini said he was running out of ideas around the third entry, and you can feel it.


But while this entry does feel the most threadbare of the series so far, there is a lot of interesting ideas here.


For one thing, the movie does not look like a quick cash-in. It looks slick, and the main title sequence - showing Chucky’s blood mixing into the mould of a new doll - is fantastic.


The military academy setting fits Andy’s precarious place in the previous movies, as society tries to make him fit by locking him away.


Since this film takes place eight years later, Alex Vincent could not return so Andy is now played by Justin Whalin - he is solid in the role, and is particularly well-cast for this entry.


The film wants to be about kids trying to play at a specific kind of masculinity, and Whalin projects a softness and empathy that - whether technique or just natural affect - creates a clash that works for this theme.  


This clash between Andy and the bullies at the camp is all about gender roles. As with the previous films, Andy is mentored by a more mature woman, Kristin (Perrey Reeves) who has mastered this environment, and is able to help him overcome these forces without losing himself.


As for his nemesis, Chucky is more of an evil trickster here. It feels like Don Mancini teeing up the wilder antics the the ginger terror would get up to in later movies. Shipping himself to camp, sneaking about the place with impunity - this movie is a showcase for its villain.


He even uses the war games against the students, swapping out the bullets for one of the teams.


The third act has some inventive touches - the setting in a haunted house/roller coaster is eye catching - but there is something missing from the showdown - a catharsis, a sense of some kind of deeper change in Andy, that is missing.


This is the first film where he has to save everyone by himself - proving that he is no longer a child who needs to be rescued.


It does not feel like a final instalment - nothing in the film teases another film, but it does not feel like we are saying goodbye to Chucky or Andy.


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Monday, 28 April 2025

Child’s Play 2 (John Lafia, 1990)

Following the events of the first film, Andy (Alex Vincent) has been placed in foster care. On his own, he is struggling to acclimatise to his new surroundings. 

When a familiar doll starts to reappear, Andy realises his troubles are only about to get worse...


One thing I'll give the sequel credit for. It is not that fussed about agonising over how to bring Chucky back.


Within the first few minutes, he has been re-assembled, escaped and is back on Andy’s tail.


Directed by the original film’s co-writer John Lafia, the film has a larger scope, and the characters also feel broader.


Child’s Play had a specificity and a grounded sense of scale - Child’s Play 2 leans more toward archetypes.


To its credit, the film tries to progress from the aftershocks of its predecessor: while Andy's mother was institutionalised, the company behind the Good Guy dolls are dealing with the bad press of Chucky's rampage.


The adults are more cartoonish, antagonistic toward our young hero (Beth Grant is pure venom as Andy’s teacher), and completely oblivious to the threat he tries to warn them about.


In this respect, the film feels more like a traditional slasher - setting up a series of characters unlikeable enough that viewers will cheer on their demise.


While it feels a little-more cookie-cutter in its general ensemble, the strongest dynamic in the movie returns to the idea of non-nuclear families, and the way in which gender roles are not fixed, but malleable and fluid. 


Once again the movie centres the bond between Andy and an older woman, in this case, Kyle (Christine Elise), a foster kid who looks out for him. Costumed to appear slightly androgynous, the character gets a little more flesh than the other characters, but her relationship with Andy feels like a dry run for the increasingly complicated relationship and gender dynamics of the latter sequels.


Plot-wise, the film is a reprise of its predecessor - Chucky still wants to transfer his soul into Andy’s body. He tries. He fails.

 

This is a film where the pleasures come from the way it expands the canvas: The third act in the toy factory is fun. 


It is in this set-piece that the film leans into the particulars of Chucky's transformation: There is more of a sense of body horror as Chucky has to contend with the vulnerabilities of his toy body as it slowly turns to something more organic and human.


Not a patch on the original, but as a programmer sequel, Child’s Play 2 is a fun time.


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